shattered - a blog shared is a blog doubled

2002-05-02T13:14:00.000Z

WAHOOOOO!!!!!! Look at me all at home! I have a sore throat so i came home. The thing is no one could pick me up so i had to walk into town and get a bus home. Barny walked with me to the bus station to escape from cashys where he is work experiencing. Fun! And now i am eating pickled onion monster munch! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

2002-04-07T19:36:00.000Z

Lol! oh! i might start saying that in real life! if u get my drift.... hmmm.

2002-03-09T17:42:00.000Z

Joy of the land! For no particular reason, I am suddenly really happy :)
Don't you love when that happens?
La la la la la...
And... How many freudian analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in and one to hold my penis, I mean ladder.
Heehee.

2002-02-22T10:08:00.000Z

Yes.....of course.
"I think its called the English river"
ah the joy of the muppets!

2002-02-18T23:04:00.000Z

Blood poisoning? Ahh, the prices we pay for... er... websites.

Did you like London? Do your arches still hurt? (Are you a bridge?)

"Hey, can bears go in those fountains?"

"It was a Greek...."

2002-02-11T21:29:00.000Z

Hi I'm back! I just wrote a mile long web address across my arm so i can tell people at school about it. I'm gonna get blood poisoning. But i dont suppose anyone will notice, because its a red pen, and blood is red. Or is that wrong? Ah well. I will be singing the Pi song as i die! I love!

2002-02-08T15:42:00.000Z

Come back! ::chases after Lisa with stick::
Sorry, I was distracted by the fact that envy.nu is down and I can't update my website. Argh.
I'm ill! It's so boring!

2002-02-06T21:14:00.000Z

Fine. I'll go then, shall I?

2002-01-27T18:11:00.000Z

Hehe!

2002-01-21T19:59:00.000Z

I'm so predictable! Oh well.

2002-01-19T16:45:00.000Z

And the people rejoiced throughout the kingdom when Spike finally appeared??
John Cleese is King of the Land, although not quite as great as Chris Barrie, or Eddie Izzard. (And I know you will say: or James Masters (Marsters? (nested brackets!)) or Sean Biggerstaff or Orlando Bloom or...)

2002-01-18T21:56:00.000Z

Hello! Amy is here! i am waving rite now! We are going to see Rat Race tomorrow!Ooooooooooooooooooo! It has Seth Green, OOOOO! John Cleese ooooooooooo!! Rowan Atkinson (attractive!) and Whoopi Goldburg! They are wikid man! and highly attractive, obv.

2002-01-17T17:18:00.000Z

Boredom reigns over all as we wait expectantly for buffy to die so we can have spike.

2002-01-07T15:41:00.000Z

What was-
- last book you read: The last book I finished was The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents.
- last movie you saw: Um... Lord of the Rings.
- last movie you saw on the big screen: as above
- last phone number you called: 1571. OxfamJo called while I was online.
- last show you watched on TV: Aargh! It's the Mr Hell Show!
- last song you heard: Elephant Love Medley from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack
- last thing you had to drink: water with paracetamol (finally got over my fear of taking pills)
- last thing you ate: beef and mayo sandwiches.
- last time you showered: ages ago, I'm more of a bath person, and our shower's in the middle of being rebuilt and has been for several months. I had a bath last night.
- last time you cried: um... December 2000. I don't like crying, so I don't much.
- last time you smiled: just now, reading email from Hilly.
- last time you laughed: yesterday, reading email from Pardy.
- last person you hugged: oh, gosh... whoever the last person I hugged to wish Happy New Year was. Bev. I think.
- last person you kissed: um... one of the minigirls who were at the party, on the cheek, for happy-new-yearing.
- last thing you said: "yes, I've packed my bag and posted some letters" to Matthew, asking if I'd done anything other than go on the computer today.
- last person you talked to online: Chriss, about how people should say 'by darn' and about her new job.
- last person you talked to on the phone: mum, phoning me to make Matthew eat lunch, ages ago.
- last thing you smelled: paint, in the bathroom. I have a cold and can only smell some things now.

Do you...
- smoke? only if I'm on fire.
- do drugs? no.
- drink? sometimes.
- have sex? no....
- sleep with stuffed animals? no, they fall out of bed and make me hallucinate mice.
- have a crush? always.
- have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no.
- have a dream that keeps coming back? not any more.
- play an instrument? trumpet, piano.
- believe there is life on other planets? I think it's very likely.
- read the newspaper? on Sundays.
- have any gay or lesbian friends? yes.
- believe in miracles? I don't know.
- believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yes.
- consider yourself tolerant of others? I try to be.
- consider police a friend or foe? I don't know. Theoretically, friend, but...
- have a favourite Stooge? no.
- believe in astrology? kind of- I don't think you can use it to tell the future as precisely as is claimed.
- believe in magic? yes.
- pray? sometimes.
- go to church? no.
- have any secrets? umm... I don't have anything that noone knows. Different people know different things.
- have any pets? no.
- go to or plan to go to college? plan to - but I'm still in secondary school.
- have a degree? not yet
- talk to strangers who instant message you? no.
- wear hats? sometimes.
- have any piercings? 2 in each earlobe.
- have any tattoos? no.
- hate yourself? occasionally.
- have a "hot spot"? eh?
- wish on stars? only if I'm outside when they appear.
- like your handwriting? I love my handwriting, at the moment.
- have any bad habits? I bite my nails.
- believe in witches? !! yes.
- believe in Satan? no.
- believe in ghosts? I'm not sure.
- believe in Santa? he probably existed once.
- believe in the Easter Bunny? ... maybe.
- believe in the Tooth Fairy? ... maybe.
- have a second family? no.
- trust others easily? not really.
- like sarcasm? [sarcasm] no. [/sarcasm]
- take walks in the rain? sometimes.
- kiss with your eyes closed? er...
- sing in the shower? no. and like I said, no shower in our house at present.

2002-01-07T15:10:00.000Z

Life is fairly pointless to for me. It's a constant cycle of getting captured by Bowser, getting rescued by men who lust after me either due to my looks or wealth, and baking cakes. Any involvement I have in a game is fairly limited. I reinforce the bad stereotype that women are helpless beings. I am made of sugar and spice and everything nice, yet incapable of inteligent thought. Such is the life of Peach.

What Super Mario Bros character are you?

Lisa, where are you?

2002-01-07T11:14:00.000Z

It works now! So go to it! I canno be bothered to do the link. look down. Ha!
School tomorrow.................ergh. I have to do hw, pack bag, pack pe kit, find sch uniform, cry, and run away from home, all before the end of the day!

2002-01-06T16:31:00.000Z

ok............but it doesnt work! go to wickidness instead, my rubbish blog!

2002-01-05T19:55:00.000Z

Take the Eliteness Quiz Today!

2002-01-04T17:54:00.000Z

Eeh!
Hey, sibs, go to katy.tk.

2002-01-04T17:04:00.000Z

I am Centipede.

I wander back and forth minding my own business, changing directions only when things get in my way, but I always seem to be persecuted. It's as if people want to hurt me, to cut me in two, to laugh at my confusion. Can't you just leave me alone? Stop shooting me! What Video Game Character Are You?

2002-01-04T16:59:00.000Z

I think I've done them all now.... go look? Please?

2002-01-04T16:39:00.000Z

blogspot is a really hard word to type

2002-01-04T16:38:00.000Z

you know that song Roxanne? on the Moulin Rouge CD.
Why the hell does it make me think of the Muppets? I can just see Gonzo singing it.... I love Gonzo... he's gorgeous!

2002-01-04T16:32:00.000Z

Jolly good.
Matthew... GET DRESSED! IT'S HALF PAST 4 AND STILL YOU ARE IN PYJAMAS! GET DRESSED NOW!!!!!!!!
I'm just doing links on my page.

2002-01-04T11:30:00.000Z

Fun! I did that test and put it on my own blog.

2002-01-03T23:38:00.000Z

This quiz says absolutely nothing about your personality. Take it!

Yeah, I'm going to put all my personality tests in here, because I'm sure noone really cares.

2002-01-03T17:58:00.000Z

Is mp3 really C3P0's drug dealing son?
-- Mum.

2002-01-03T17:55:00.000Z

Well done, you mongoose.
I'm playing with barrowdowns: My Orcish name is Akhbag the Abominable (groove), my Hobbit name is Goodchild Black from the Marish, my Dwarven name is Sarin Stormhelm and my Elven name is Sindalótë.

2002-01-03T15:48:00.000Z

Great! And I'm doing very well with avoiding the one piece of homework i have, which was supposed to have been handed in before the holidays! i lost it :) durr!!

2002-01-02T23:07:00.000Z

:oD

2002-01-02T22:27:00.000Z

it's a great moneysuck

2002-01-02T22:22:00.000Z

oh, I know: ebay.co.uk.

2002-01-02T21:57:00.001Z

bored, bored, bored... how else can I avoid revising?

2002-01-02T21:57:00.000Z

Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz

2002-01-02T21:54:00.000Z

Yayay!
And the reason I'm posting in here? Pitas.com won't let me in.

2002-01-02T21:53:00.000Z

One more great thing about the internet: There's always someone clever willing to do your Further Maths homework (why should I care whether every third entry in the Fib. series is divisible by 2?).

2002-01-02T21:51:00.000Z

And what kind of stupid name for 'ringing the doorbell and then running away' is 'knock down ginger'?
Alresford doesn't like us much, does it? Good job I never go outside :) hermit me.

2002-01-02T19:48:00.000Z

no swearing, Matthew.

2002-01-02T19:40:00.000Z

who thinks that ipswich rule? everyone in the world should "come on u blues"

2002-01-02T18:02:00.000Z

my old friends were playing knock down ginger on our house but when they ran away u could see them arent they [censored]

2002-01-02T17:53:00.000Z

ARGH!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! and, so? Ha!

2002-01-02T15:41:00.000Z

Lisa fancies Joe isn't it funny?

2002-01-02T15:34:00.000Z

Have you invited him? I'll reinvite him, anyway.
You love Joe, you sick sick person, he has a quiff. Erg.

2002-01-02T14:04:00.000Z

And is Matt coming here soon? Hi matt if you are!

2002-01-02T14:02:00.000Z

I'm so sorry! I was bored and it wa supposed to make it look like I'm a cool and interesting person....... instead i look like I'm a sad loser with no life! Ah well, no change there! :P I'm the only sad person on msn in the holidays. :( and Adam is coming back soon!!!! YAYAYAYAY!! And Matt and I are having a competition to see who joe txts back first. We are sooooooooooooooo sad!

2002-01-01T19:05:00.000Z

Land of personality tests!

2002-01-01T19:03:00.000Z

The net is so.... slow today, it's taken about eight years to read 4 emails. Arg.
LMAO at your broken door!

2002-01-01T19:02:00.000Z

What does... oh, never mind, I got it. Happy New Year, yes.
And you spelt Shelley wrong in your blog, but nevermind.
And a very good link :)

2002-01-01T12:50:00.000Z

So HNY everyone! Bleg. I got a bit tipsy, but not much. And OH MY GOD!! as well, but never mind that.

2001-12-31T16:52:00.000Z

Oh my god! It actually worked! Yay me!

2001-12-31T16:51:00.000Z

So here goes, me! did it work? did it work?

2001-12-31T16:22:00.000Z

Oh, and click here.

2001-12-31T16:05:00.000Z

Well done, Lisa. Yes, your jeans are great, your top is slightly weird but there you go. I have shown you how to make links, haven't I? For example, this stupid site. But yours is very beautiul - although you might want to change the template-y bits, like the email link, etc.
Less than 4 hours to party!

2001-12-30T20:14:00.000Z

Katy! I made a blog all of my own! Aren't i clever? its at wickidness.blogspot.com...and can u show me how to do links that look like words? Like, instead of having all that showing, just have HERE or something? I'm dense, please help!

2001-12-30T19:21:00.000Z

KKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2001-12-29T19:25:00.000Z

Today i bought a lovely pair of jeans with "bell-bottoms" and a zippy top. not a top with zippy on! a black top with zips that open and everything! apologise for lack of captials. i am ill i have decided. bleh.

2001-12-28T12:46:00.000Z

Indeed........ and for future reference, it's mwahahaha!

2001-12-27T22:01:00.000Z

Ha, I don't owe you any money at all now. Rich, rich I tell you! Muahahaha!
And we are going to LotR: FotR tomorrow. Joy joy. And I want to go shopping, because, as I said, I'm rich!!
I miss Adam too, he's cool.

2001-12-21T17:54:00.000Z

You ow me £2.50 now i am thinking. 3 days till Xmas! Yay! Joy and happiness to the world! Also hi Adam in australia! We miss you! come back! You are missing all the OBVIOUS Jonathon being in love with Florence stuff! It's so great!

2001-12-14T19:18:00.000Z

"Tronny-bear" was a joke, Lisa. Therefore unlame.
I owe you £13.50, I will pay you, honest honest!
Hi, oh odd named friends of my sister! (Yes, I know Melon isn't your real name...)

2001-12-13T13:30:00.000Z

Hi! I'm at school, and you are nicking my cash card and shopping! Pay me back! Hi to Caroline if she is going to look at this! Also hi to Melon and Span and everyone. Mwahaha! Bye!

2001-12-12T19:41:00.000Z

Hehe! sounds fun! So, hi! I'm here at last! And....Tronny-bear? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LAME!!!!!!! Sorry!

2001-12-04T19:18:00.000Z

I think it may have been pearl barley.
Argh.
Day 1 of trying to get along with Matthew:
Katy: ::walks into playroom::
Matthew: Fuck off you fat, ugly bitch, you're spotty, you're ugly, your hair is crap, I hate you and I hope you get ill. Etc. etc.

And I get told off for "getting in his way".
And still people wonder why I hate him?

2001-12-04T17:51:00.000Z

Anorexia is bad. Food is good. That Lamb stew is weird. Anyone have any idea what the small white blobs were? No? I didn't think so.

2001-12-03T17:54:00.000Z

I don't know, I can never spell Jonathon. The silly-named fool. MM.... that was nice pasta, thank you Lisa, very well boiled.
I've decided I can't be bothered to pretend to be anorexic... I need food, food food is so much better than annoying Matthew. La!

2001-12-02T18:09:00.000Z

I thought you spelt busstop bustop or bus stop? i don't know! also i love thee deely boppers! wow! i bought some pink fluffy ones for florence! they are so great! every sentance ends in a ? or a ! in this! strange....! also isnt it Jonathon? again i dont know! never mind.

2001-12-01T17:29:00.000Z

Whatever you say, Lisa. But you can never be as cool as me with my deelyboppers. Mwahahaha! (Any clue what I've done with them? Oh no... maybe they're lost in the depths of my room... the horror!
I saw Jonathan at the busstop, he went Christmas shopping but didn't buy anything, the loon.
Monty Python day!

2001-11-30T18:22:00.000Z

Because i am great. and weird, or something.
im wearing a load of eyeliner and mascara because im in a very gothy freaky mood. i look so cool!
(note to the readers, why the hell are you reading this? its not even interesting. but heya anyway!)

2001-11-28T19:42:00.000Z

Lisa, why did you send me an email saying 'wahoo!! I'm so great!'? Are you weird or something?
I'm ill, and my teeth have been scaled (weird mental images of snake-teeth). How are you?

(note to readers, this is a pointless site as me and Lisa live in the same house. Ah well.)

2001-11-28T18:10:00.000Z

heya to da world! i'm here 2! mwahaha!

2001-11-28T13:07:00.000Z

Testing, testing... looks like it's working, time to get Lisa over here. Oh wait, I forgot. She's at school (hey, I'm ill, I don't have to).